Cock Piss Partridge - Alan Partridge Mens T Shirt

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Cock Piss Partridge - Alan Partridge Mens T Shirt

Cock Piss Partridge - Alan Partridge Mens T Shirt

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Smell my cheese! - Alan, please! - Smell my cheese, you mother! - I think that's quite enough, thank you! I've got cheese! This is cheese! Bloody BBC! What are you doing? Haven't you programmes to make? No, you're all on the BBC gravy train! I wish I was.

No! "Monkey Tennis"? There is to be no second series, and I've listened to your ideas, I've listened to them all, - and I haven't liked a single one. Alan: You know what this room says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It’s like being inside an enormous Fox’s Glacier Mint, which again to me is a bonus. Lynn: I also rang all the companies on the product list you gave me. Fosters menswear said yes if you get the second series, and you wear one garment a week on air. Monza said no a free caravan and yes to a tow bar. Stephen, what was it like living withbeing the son of the man who invented Cats eyes? I remember he came home from work one night very excited, and he Did he ever turn all the lights off in the house and run towards you with a torch hoping to catch the reflection in your eyes? The idea of reflection of course is what Dad was interested in, the idea of Going to have to interrupt you, Stephen, it's time now for Alan's "Fact of the Day".Sophie, could you deal with this? - Sophie? - Mr Partridge? At the end of the week I'm meeting Tony Hayers at the BBC. Tony: There is to be no second series. And I’ve listened to your ideas, I’ve listened to them all, and I haven’t liked a single one of them. Tony: I don’t think you should see your future just at the BBC, Alan. I just think it’s time for you to consider moving on to new pastures. Oh, my God! One can find some strength when you're at your bleakest moments, - If you open yourself up to new choices - Lynn, I'm not coming to your Baptist church! They always get people when they're down.

If you come up with anything else, then I don't want you to hesitate to call Would you like me to lap dance for you? Blue Nun! .The BBC describe it as a “heady mix of consumer affairs, news, highbrow interviews and lightweight froth”. Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge promoting his book Nomad in 2016 (Photo: Getty) Don't cry, ears! You're on the side of a lovely head! - Aah! - Good show this morning? - It was a belter! Did you hear it? - No. Throughout the questions I will be remaining impartial at all times. I will remain Pontius Partridge.

I'm having a barbecue, fancy coming over? - I'd love to! - Do you mind if I bring my guitar? - I'd rather you didn't, it's not that kind of area. Alan: Well, it’s just a title. Opening sequence, me in Trafalgar Square feeding the pigeons going ‘oooh god’!commenting on random clips of football/soccer matches in a build up to the upcoming 1994 FIFA World Cup): Shit! Did you see that!? He must have a foot like a traction engine. Striker! And that, was a gooooooal! The proof is in the pudding and in this case the pudding, is a football...

Alan: All this wine nonsense! You get all these wine people don’t you? You know, wine this, wine that!. Let’s have a bit of red; let’s have a bit of white! Oooh that’s a snazzy bouquet! Oooh this smells of, I don’t know, basil! Sometimes you just want to say ‘sod all this wine just give me a pint of mineral water’. I realised I had nothing to worry about. The man was a perfect gentleman. But if you told me 25 years ago that I would be talking about rigid inflatable hulls with Dale Winton I would probably have spat at you. Alan: Lynn I’m not coming to your Baptist church! They always get people when they’re down! I don’t want salvation, I just want to be able to say “I’m Alan Partridge.” “Join me tonight when my guests will be”… I don’t know “Chris Rea”. Actually he lives in the area. Could have had him over. Alan acts out a conversation he may have had with Chris Rea if he lived in the same area: The opening scene where Alan is in his sound booth at Radio Norwich, presenting Up With The Partridge: Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.Alan: Right. Now, you’ll like this. “Knowing M.E., Knowing You”. I, Alan Partridge talk to M.E. sufferers about their condition. Erm, you know, we intersperse it with their favourite pop songs make it light-hearted. You know, give them a platform. You got to keep the energy up. You don’t like it, that’s alright. Estate Agent: They’re just deaf.Alan: Not you, Lynn. Stay here. Get on the phone, pester Debenhams for free lamps, free lampshades, you know, whatever you can blag ’em. Alan is touring the house with the estate agent:



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